Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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