Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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