One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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