My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
my liver is dry heaving
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
