Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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