Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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