the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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