Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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