if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
