discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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