you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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