At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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