i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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