when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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