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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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