i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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