i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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