Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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