what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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