i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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