The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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