so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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