Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
This girl is more easily done than said...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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