Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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