Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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