I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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