with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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