It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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