I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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