Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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