My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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