If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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