do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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