Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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