if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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