I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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