I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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