Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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