i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He kissed a someone with a penis
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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