What a fucking waste of an outfit
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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