i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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