I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
