she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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