He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Randomize
