Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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