4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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