I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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