Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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