The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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