just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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