..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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